Welcome to the online home of the world's premier celebration of the majesty of bad karaoke. We're glad you are here. I am jHz, your co-host, and I'm here to tell you a little bit about our history, our few by-laws, and why Presidents' Day has become one of our very favorite holidays of the year. You'll see pictures, listen to sound bites, and perhaps even watch a video or two. My counterpart, McG, is here too, but he's in another room. If at any time, you (foolishly) care to read his (frequently incorrect) point of view on a particular topic, just click on his icon in the upper left corner. But I assure you, this is where you need to be for the straight dope.

We have endeavored to preserve original documents - emails and such - that accurately reflect our thoughts at the time these events occured, but many records, sadly and inevitably, have been lost. Had we known the extent to which our little event would grow, we surely would have kept better archives. But there is no sense in dwelling on our misfortune and short-sightedness. Reflecting on the past and subsequently bickering about the accuracy of those reflections is more fun anyway. So enjoy, for this is a good yarn. This is Karaoke to the . . .

Excelsior!